I’m not saying that Harry Styles is Mick Jagger’s son.
But, Harry Styles is Mick Jagger’s son.
Fandom/pairing: 1D/Radio 1 RPF, Nick/Harry
Rating/word count: Explicit / 29434 words
Summary: “Oh my god. It’s like a romantic comedy. I could cry. Does he have a love of cowboy boots and big hats and roping cattle? Is it like Brokeback Mountain? Have you done naughty things in tents?”
An AU in which beleaguered urban fashion plate Nick spends the month of April knee-deep in mud, Harry is a couture country shepherd, and all farmers, inexplicably, wear cowboy boots.
Notes: I really wanted to name this Two Sheeps in the Night.
i’m pretty sure the human population has done nothing to deserve harry styles but i will happily and gratefully take him
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
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